Are you old enough to remember Archie Bunker (Actor Carol O’Conner) of 1970s TV fame? If not, perhaps you’ve heard of Archie and his infamous malapropisms and hideous grammar. “Archie-isms” can still bring a laugh.
“The Mets winnin’ the pennant.…that would be a miracle. Yeah….like the immaculate connection.”
“It’s just a pigment of your imagination.”
“It’s like tryin’ to make a sow’s purse outa silk!”
“I got nothin’ against mankind. It’s people I don’t trust.”
“It’s moments like this where the only thing that holds a marriage together is the husband bein’ big enough to step back and see where his wife is wrong.”
“Charity begins at home----and sometimes never leaves there!”
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